Life's a Beach!

Ahh this is what I was made for. Lounging on the chalky sands listening to the surf break on the shore with absolute peace and quiet. It was off peak in Miami so there were mostly Americans on vacation. My serenity was interrupted for a brief moment when a guy came up to me, while is was sunning myself and asked me out. Bloody hell Ive only been in his country 2 minutes....Haven't these Yanks seen a greasy haired, tattooed, lobster skinned blonde before...?