Week 3 - “gis a job”
Lucy and I have been very productive. After the extremely entertaining fiasco of last week we have both managed to secure ourselves very respectful jobs at “Wait for it - Dominos"! “Yeah”, I hear you all shout. “What a brilliant career move”. No I haven’t lost my head and the wine hasn’t totally driven me to madness, (well maybe a little, but that’s only because I’ve been breathing and eating the pesticide crap they spray on the vines) “Sorry, off on a (I hate vines) tangent there”. In-fact Lucy and I feel very liberated. Not on the bread line (yet) we thought a nice, easy, air conditioned job, out of the sun, out of the heat, away from flies and dust would be perfect for the festive season. Between us we have more than enough skills, experience, education and bullshitting to deliver pizzas for a couple of hours a day. Plus when we saw the mopeds outside we just had to apply! It was either that or dress up as elves. Which we did seriously consider, seeing as we were high on sun, wine, laughter and p45’s.
Simon has done a bunk and taken a coach to Adelaide for 5 days. Funnily enough he ain’t too hot on the idea of riding round a city he hardly knows, trying to deliver a pizza before it gets frost bite. So for the first time the original three have been separated. I have been entrusted with the company land cruiser (cool) and have been tearing up the outback trying my hardest to get lost and have some handsome, tanned Aussie rescue me. Lucy went to Melbourne for a few days and forced her credit card into melt down and Rob has been leaving for work at 5.30am each morning (the crazy loon)!
I tried to book myself in for a much needed haircut (at the cheapest salon I could find of course), however there was some sort of glitzy ball or something on, Friday night, so no room for the likes of me.
Simon and I opened bank accounts in the Commonwealth Bank. Apparently they are one of the biggest and well ‘common’ banks in Australia. We have had our first (and only) pay for our time served in the vines and will utilize it wisely, I’m sure.
Simon has done a bunk and taken a coach to Adelaide for 5 days. Funnily enough he ain’t too hot on the idea of riding round a city he hardly knows, trying to deliver a pizza before it gets frost bite. So for the first time the original three have been separated. I have been entrusted with the company land cruiser (cool) and have been tearing up the outback trying my hardest to get lost and have some handsome, tanned Aussie rescue me. Lucy went to Melbourne for a few days and forced her credit card into melt down and Rob has been leaving for work at 5.30am each morning (the crazy loon)!
I tried to book myself in for a much needed haircut (at the cheapest salon I could find of course), however there was some sort of glitzy ball or something on, Friday night, so no room for the likes of me.
Simon and I opened bank accounts in the Commonwealth Bank. Apparently they are one of the biggest and well ‘common’ banks in Australia. We have had our first (and only) pay for our time served in the vines and will utilize it wisely, I’m sure.
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